So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
he fucked my hip out of place.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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