32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
