it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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