Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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