We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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