Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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