just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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