Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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