what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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