Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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