My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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