My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So. Much. Porn.
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