school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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