I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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