Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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