STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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