hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so explain again why im purple
no
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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