I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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