You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
ttyl tear gas
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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