My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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