I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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