whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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