Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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