Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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