Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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