In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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