alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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