Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
