just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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