He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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