normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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