Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Your cock deserves a montage
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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