there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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