I look better un-naked...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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