I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize