i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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