At least make sure they are 18
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thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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