How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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