She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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