can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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