Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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