Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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