And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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