You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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