Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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