Sry I called you an 8
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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