I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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