I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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