Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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