do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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