I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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