I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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