is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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