nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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