Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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